Fuck Radius

The distance in number of years on either side of your age that you would fuck someone.

Being 40 is awesome. I will fuck anything from 20 to 60. I’ve never had a 20 year Fuck Radius before.

by jbarryd August 6, 2021

Milk Radius

The time it takes a fresh carton of milk to reach it's expiration date.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a glass of milk?
Guy 2: No Guy 1, my milk has reached its milk radius

by UHaveTheBigGay September 28, 2021

terror radius

In Dead By Daylight, it means how close is the killer to you, until your heart starts beating.

Guys i think he is near, yup terror radius just activated, hide!

by Sosku10 August 15, 2021

Swarovski Radius

The distance at which a young science major can no longer resist the bling worn by a member of their preferred sex. A play on the market price of Swarovski, which is effectively $350 glass (and the only thing university students can afford), and the Swartzchild Radius (which is the radius of a black hole, from which there is no escape).

"Oooh look at Mitsie, she has no understanding of physics, but that's a damned low cut top and nice bling."
"Yeah, look at Professor Higgs... he's mesmerised... and totally caught in her Swarovski Radius. She'll pass anyway!"

by <LeIgHthaL> October 25, 2023