In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
by noraadivad November 12, 2009
Get the Facebook Quickie mug.to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."
by nick and david March 2, 2007
Get the quickie gonzalez mug.Hanna, the hottest girl in school, accidentally stroked my cock in science when she leant down to pick up her pen. I was rock hard, and she noticed. She looked at my with a hungry look in her eyes before whispering, “Meet me in the janitors closet at recess.”
As soon as the bell rang for the start of recess I ran to the closet, where I found Hanna sitting completely naked, shoving a dildo in and out of her pussy. I somehow got even harder. She stopped fucking herself and started making out with me, unbuttoning my pants and shirt in the meantime. Soon enough, I was naked too. I pushed her into the wall and slammed my solid dick into her tight, wet cunt, and sucked and bit on her tits. She started moaning loudly, and I rammed my length into her pussy even harder and faster. I shot my cum into her cunt, filling it and making it drip with the combination of our cums. She was so pleased that she knelt down in front of me and pushed my entire cock into her mouth. She sucked and swirled for a few minutes before I came in her mouth, and she swallowed every last drop. We both got dressed again and before I left she said, “Meet here, same time, tomorrow?”
I quickly replied, “Only if you promise to last longer next time.”
Turned out, we fucked each other 1-2 times a day for the rest of senior year. We started dating and eventually got married. Now we work at the same place and have quickies once an hour.
As soon as the bell rang for the start of recess I ran to the closet, where I found Hanna sitting completely naked, shoving a dildo in and out of her pussy. I somehow got even harder. She stopped fucking herself and started making out with me, unbuttoning my pants and shirt in the meantime. Soon enough, I was naked too. I pushed her into the wall and slammed my solid dick into her tight, wet cunt, and sucked and bit on her tits. She started moaning loudly, and I rammed my length into her pussy even harder and faster. I shot my cum into her cunt, filling it and making it drip with the combination of our cums. She was so pleased that she knelt down in front of me and pushed my entire cock into her mouth. She sucked and swirled for a few minutes before I came in her mouth, and she swallowed every last drop. We both got dressed again and before I left she said, “Meet here, same time, tomorrow?”
I quickly replied, “Only if you promise to last longer next time.”
Turned out, we fucked each other 1-2 times a day for the rest of senior year. We started dating and eventually got married. Now we work at the same place and have quickies once an hour.
by ReeChungusaur November 11, 2019
Get the Quickie mug.A short-term positive action to make you momentarily happy whilst adverting your long-term mental or emotional anguish.
by J P Lyons June 11, 2006
Get the cheer-up-quickie mug.A person who thinks they are doing something hip or progressive but fails at it - often of the hipster variety. Based on Netflix and their sub-company Quickster, which was a major failure and business flop.
A superhero character from SpongeBob that has only appeared in one episode.
A superhero character from SpongeBob that has only appeared in one episode.
You deserve a chaffing for being such a quickster. I mean who wears butt-tight jeans while riding a fixed gear bike in the hills of San Francisco anyway?
Anyone who would pay $6 for drip coffee and sit on their iPad all day at the cafe is a quickster.
Anyone who would pay $6 for drip coffee and sit on their iPad all day at the cafe is a quickster.
by shayna shenanigans October 25, 2011
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My son thinks that if he gives me a 'quickle' he can get away before I grab him and tickle him!
My son thinks that if he gives me a 'quickle' he can get away before I grab him and tickle him!
by JacenHorn December 7, 2014
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