Queasing

A combination of “wheezing” and “quaking.” It usually defines significant laughter toward something hilarious.

“Dude, look at this funny cat video!”

“OMG, I’m queasing!!”

by lemonstick320 June 22, 2019

Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

by april2002 September 10, 2023

Quean

The proper term for a homosexual 'queen' (from Elizabethan English: a male or female who sells themself for sex).

Kit Marlowe was Shakespeare's quean.

by yadswyver June 29, 2003

quamf

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)

i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa

by quamf rapist January 10, 2008

Quamidders

The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box.

I just ate a handfull of quamidders!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

quamentality

never giving up (this is a religeon)

I follow quamentality

by Raj - I luv curry May 20, 2021

Quampha

The general junk or clutter that accumulates at the bottom of one's purse.

She knew her car keys were somewhere in all her quampha.

by monkC December 2, 2009