Quanclivilous Cuan-Sliv-ill-Us is a term used to describe something or someone so foul, vile, undesirable and disgusting that no one in their left, right, wrong or no mind at all would want or even fathom about wanting.
“If you don’t get this Quanclivilous ass chicken sandwich out my face!”
“I heard that Shania is so Quanclivilous that roaches don’t evencome near her”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.