pwninate

the act of complete domination of an opponent

you have been pwninated!!

pwninate by mibol zarichon July 29, 2008

Pining 

When a man is separated from his love either by distance or break-up. The man heart is so lonely and whilst thinking of his love, a tear or two comes to his eyes.

The Greek man was pining for his beloved Pakistani girl. His random thoughts of her (stroking her hair, looking in her big brown eyes) would bring him to a place of utter contentment.

Pining by ctwoman April 28, 2012

Pawning 

It is the combination of Penis and Awning. It is the male equivalent of the FUPA, 'Gunt', or Vagomach.

Man, check out the overhang on that guy's speedo. He has a full-blown pawning over his junk.

Pawning by DaJayTrain March 8, 2011

epi-pening 

The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital

I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital

epi-pening by Crazy caffeine girl April 9, 2017

Les-pining 

When you hope that two same-sex characters in show or movie are together even though they have no evidence of being gay

I was watching twilight and I was totally les-pining over Bella and Alice

Les-pining by Doubledmanx July 13, 2020

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

Pining For The Pork Sword by Fav May 1, 2008

pwninstien

the pwniest pwner of pwnage in all of pwnland.

Dude, look, it's Pwninstein!!!!

pwninstien by Bob882 March 1, 2005