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Weird Puzzle Shit

Originally derived from Problem Sleuth on MSPA, this noun describes puzzles of any kind or persuasion. Often muttered out of frustration, as any weird puzzle shit is long, and difficult.
1. "I can't talk now, toots. I'm busy with all this weird puzzle shit."

2. You are beginning to get tired of this weird puzzle shit.
by RAEG ROOTS June 14, 2009
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puzzlewit

Puzzlewit - a fancy word for stupid. Presidents like insulting each other that way. Roosevelt called “Puzzlewit”Taft. Came recently famous, because of The Daily Show's 23 May 2007 edition.
If you've recently booked a return voyage on the RMS Titanic, you might be a puzzlewit.

If you go out on a date with 2 ugly girls and their "Drogaman" friends come by for a game of pool, you might be a puzzlewit.
by The FuSIoN December 28, 2008
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The Pizzler

A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.

Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.

The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.

It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.
I'll get you some day The Pizzler! (unknown superhero)
by PizGiz January 15, 2008
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Puzzle Up!

Typed or yelled after hearing a problem. Addressed to all in on the discussion, asking what they think. Texted PUP!
Jerry: My computations for entropy aren't converging!
Roger: Puzzle up!
by jcarpen April 3, 2011
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Puzzle Juice

Alcohol you drink when you’re doing a puzzle.
“I’ll be back in a minute I’m just gonna go get some puzzle juice”
by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018
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Puzzle Master

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.
Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.
by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021
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William Puzzle

William Puzzle is the name of a moment that shares a resemblance to the Pedophile and Weeb William Puzzle. It is only used on extreme occasions because he is the evilest human ever to walk the earth.
That is a William Puzzle moment, how he just killed 45 children!
by Mr Yeast May 25, 2022
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