punching the air

The act of pretending to “fight someone” because you’re angry about something.

I bet everyone from Toronto is punching the air after finding out Kawhi is leaving the Raptors.

by Hey What's Up You Guys, Yes! July 19, 2019

Patching

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

hippie punching

1. The fantasy common among disaffected right-wingers of assaulting people they imagine as the embodiment of treasonous forces afflicting the nation. Rarely if ever put into practice, since in the real world the hippies either went back to real life after 1980 or turned into Silicon Valley libertarians.

2. The practice common among establishment centrists of ritualistically denigrating progressives in order to win over imaginary swing voters and David Brooks. Sometimes misinterpreted as a boneheaded political mistake, it's actually a sign of deep and unselfish commitment to pleasing owners and professionals even at the cost of losing elections.

1. After a pleasant afternoon of drinking antifreeze, Vaughan and Christian decided to go down to the fair-trade market for some hippie punching.

2. After a pleasant afternoon of tongue-kissing insurance lobbyists, David Axelrod decided to go down to the Washington Post for some hippie punching.

by MississippiGoddamn October 20, 2010

lip punching

A term used to describe Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson from iCarly kissing. Originated during an interview with the two actors portraying the characters Jennette McCurdy and Nathan Kress at the 2011 Creative Emmy Awards.

Jennette: Uh, well Sam and Freddie- If you know anything about the last season of the show. Sam grabbed Freddie by the lapels, pulled him in and punched his lips-
Jerry: Gave him a smoochireno!
Jennette (cont.): With her lips and then in our last episode, what happened?
Nathan: I did the exact same thing at the end, I punched my lips with her lips.
Jennette: My lips, and now this episode we’re gonna find out if the lip punching continues.

by seddiejathanlova September 13, 2011

Whale Poaching

The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.

Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.

Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!

by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016

funky poaching

To do off the books detective work, usually involving conspiracies and probably illegal, to find out The Truth and find the cure for your beloved partner, Special Agent Dana Scully's illness caused by tests done by The Consortium. Used by Special Agent Mulder in the series The X Files.

Mulder: "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."

by brandy_1013 October 5, 2007

Sub Punching

Doing something awesome. In Captain America: The First Avenger, Cap takes out a submarine by punching it. This is an act of being awesome. The sub is a metaphor for an object, person or event of which someone defeats or conquers in some way.

There is also to have your sub punched when something less than awesome happens to you.

I got straight As, proposed to my lady friend and won the lottery, its been a day of sub punching!

by Team Mitch May 16, 2011