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Pterodactyl

The name everyone calls flying reptiles for some reason.
All pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Not all pterosaurs are pterodactyls.
No pterosaurs are flying dinosaurs.
A: Wow, what an awesome pterodactyl!
B: Dude, that is a pteranodon.
A: No, it's a pterodactyl! My favorite dinosaur!
B: *facepalms*
by lolololmfaooyyboi August 2, 2018
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Pterodactyl

The largest brick of cocaine. Five kilograms or larger. A one kilo brick is known as a bird, therefore a large brick is a large bird.
"Sack him, hit a lick and cop a pterodactyl" - Offset
by RealJables July 9, 2018
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Pterodactyl

When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.
Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"
by j.p dila July 28, 2009
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The Pterodactyl

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Background: Snoop's song "step yo game up" ..at the end it was a little confusing to figure out what he was saying.
Mike convinced Jessica that it is a sex position.
Definition: When a girl is on her back with her legs spread open like a pterodactyl and the guy is fucking her with his backside facing her and as they are fucking her legs flap like a pterodactyl. It ads more force and depth to the penetration. Screeching is optional..but recommended.
damn...fuck kamasutra..try the pterodactyl
by fuck me sideways mike ;) April 21, 2005
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Pterodactyl

A highly attractive woman that's banging. Just like the Pink Ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, who owned a pterodactyl and was motherfuckin hot.
"Hey Ronald, look at that fine-ass pterodactyl over there!"

"Yo Kevin, holla at that hot-ass pterodactyl! She'll spread her wings for you."

"Alex, you can't handle that pterodactyl, she's too much you."
by ronzpeed December 13, 2009
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Pterodactyl

A sexual act. The male, or appropriately equipped individual, performs doggie-style coitus on their partner. Upon nearing climax said individual will grasp the sheets, or bed coverings, and display them as they are wings. This individual begins to flap their newly acquired, "wings." This individual then squawks, simulating the sound a Pterodactyl makes while completing the process of coitus.
I went full Pterodactyl on her ass last night.
I tried to give her the Pterodactyl but she flipped out when I started flapping my sheet-wings and screaming.
by MattyIce7 October 29, 2017
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Pterodactyled

to smoke so much weed that you feel like you are flying higher than a Pterodactyl.
i am going to sit on the couch watch robot chicken and smoke till i am Pterodactyled.
by freakpinhead March 16, 2009
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