Dirty Plunger

A crude sexual act where a woman tries to take a shit while the man shoves the turd back up into her ass with his dick.

This crazy bitch tried to give me a hot lunch, but I got the jump on her, and gave that turd the old dirty plunger right up the corn sleeve.

by Team Menard December 28, 2008

Polar plunge

When you dip your fingers in ice then pull them out to put it right into a vagina

people about to have sex
Girl: babe want to go swimming in pussy?
Guy: hey lemme jump in!
Girl:Nah baby do the Polar Plunge!!
Guy: ALRIGHT!!

by JIIZZIINGFROG October 21, 2018

Juandale Pringle

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.

Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit

by drfriedrice April 16, 2022

Pringle Grip

A method of pleasing a woman, that entails the clasping motion of a hand going into a can of Pringles. The pleaser shapes his, or her hand into that of a goose/duck's bill. Once within the female, the gripping can begin. Using the index and the middle finger the pleaser will wiggle their hand around until the deed has been done. It is absolutely necessary to excessively chant "Once you pop you can't stop" until the entire ordeal is complete.

"Dude, Did you hear? Brittany got Pringle Gripped last night. I've been trying to get my man to do that for ages."

by RobboMcT June 12, 2018

Plunge Jockey

A so-called straight man that will fuck gay men from behind just to get their end away and relief themselves

Every Thursday night I meet Sarah’s husband in secret. Their sex life has dried up so i relief his blue blues. In and out like a plunge jockey.

by Muckyfingers82 June 20, 2023

Rocket Plunger

When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.

The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.

Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."

....

Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.

by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011

2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

by 3prongattacker April 14, 2015