Definitions by 3prongattacker

5 crown wonder 

When you visit the toilet and leave it with 5 horrible things that came out of your body:
1. Solid shit
2. Liquid shut
3. Piss
4. Semen
5. Blood

Dude, my stomach was hurting the other day, and I had a 5 crown wonder.

5 crown wonder by 3prongattacker November 11, 2015

2-prong attack 

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

2-prong attack by 3prongattacker April 14, 2015