2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

by 3prongattacker April 15, 2015

5 crown wonder

When you visit the toilet and leave it with 5 horrible things that came out of your body:
1. Solid shit
2. Liquid shut
3. Piss
4. Semen
5. Blood

Dude, my stomach was hurting the other day, and I had a 5 crown wonder.

by 3prongattacker September 27, 2015