pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

Probing

Sticking a fist, toy, or any large object in a girls ass

Last night my girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I started probing her.

by bg_nick January 31, 2015

Prowings

A very cheap pair of sports shoe, often found at Pay Less.

Often times people who are scrubs wear Prowings,Pro wings, or Pro-wings.

When i was little everyone around me had M. Jordan's at 150$, I had Prowings and that is why i am a floob.

by d1e7el March 4, 2004

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

praning

Tagalog slang for paranoid or paranoia.

Girl 1: Ngiyaaar!?!@#%$^ baka magkagusto sa akin yung magkagusto sa akin yung maniac na yun.

Girl 2: Pwede ba, wag ka ngang praning!

by 7satellite January 15, 2004

Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.

Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.

by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011

4x4 proving grounds

(noun) place where all the mud crickets, mud sluts, “country” girls go to get drunk play in the mud and wake up with stds.

“Dude were you at 4x4 proving grounds last weekend?”

“Yeah did you see that girls tits?”
“yeah man i gave her some beads and we shotgunned a twisted tea together”

by Jeeper207 September 8, 2018