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Tagalog slang for paranoid or paranoia.
Girl 1: Ngiyaaar!?!@#%$^ baka magkagusto sa akin yung magkagusto sa akin yung maniac na yun.

Girl 2: Pwede ba, wag ka ngang praning!
praning by 7satellite January 15, 2004

praying for impotence 

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.
Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...
praying for impotence by YAWA July 31, 2020

Prancing Cera 

The Prancing Cera is a photo featuring Michael Cera doing a sort of skip, or "prance". It became quite popular on tumblr within the first two hours of its first post.

The original picture was put up by Edgar Wright August 22, 2010 on flickr.

It soon became a widespread picture on Tumblr, August 24, 2010 around 1:00 - 3:00 am.

It's unclear who first posted this picture, but a Tumblr was made named fuckyeahprancingcera.tumblr.com. She has been credited for starting it.

A facebook group was then made called Prancing Cera, August 24, 2010 at 3.04 am.
Fuck this shit, I'm prancing.
Are we human, or are we prancer?
Prancers gon prance
Hipster gon hip, Hopstors gon hop
Prancing Cera ftw.
Prancing Cera by LeilaN. August 24, 2010

pranging out 

paranoia coming from a drug induced state. similar to tripping out.
I'm pranging out, there's voices talking to me.
pranging out by dashmi May 2, 2006

Praying Flamingo 

the act of "tea-bagging" while on one foot and simultaneously praying the Hail Mary.
Her mom is very religious. Therefore, only the praying flamingo was appropriate.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.