promote

The act of trying to get people to come into a nightclub, either via advertisement or word of mouth. To assemble a concert or club event.

We passed out flyers on 6th street to promote the new trance club.

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.

fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."

by fred_berg December 18, 2009

Facebook Promoter

Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.

Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.

by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010

promosel

Of or pertaining to Ashley Green.

"Yeah, I hung out with Ashley Green. It was fuckin' promosel."

by Nathaniel Kalback March 9, 2005

Promosexual

A title, for male or female, pertaining to excitement and/or stimulation caused by or correlated to promotional marketing, collateral, consumerism, etc. Also refes to sexual acts for want and need of material goods.

"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a Promosexual, the only reason she gave the bouncer a bl*wj*b was so she could get into the VIP room."

"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."

by Achilles515 November 1, 2007

Promones

Prom hormones! People with promones will be nicer, flirtier, and will general appear more attractive, with the excitingness of prom.

Wow, was it just me or does he look really cute in that suit! PROMONES!

by PurpleFurLover July 6, 2012

promosexuality

The false argument that you will automatically become attractive if you buy a certain product.

Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.

"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "

"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."

by alt-ID October 8, 2013