Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.

Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.

by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011

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Proctologically

Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.

John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.

by AlbinoRhino September 12, 2008

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Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

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proctology

A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.

After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.

by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003

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unlicensed proctologist

A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012

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