procrastipation

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010

Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

by The_jet_man October 28, 2015

Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.

"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."

by Female Gumby December 19, 2016

Procrastinate

When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.

I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.

by Avilla March 7, 2008

procrastibate

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

by ihpo March 22, 2010

Procrastinate

Procrastination is when you- you know what? I'll tell you later.

See "Procrastinate"

by Jakepqtt October 28, 2011