procrastifap

The act of fapping whilst procrastinating

Sam likes to procrastifap a lot when doing philosophy essays

by ThisIsChristoph December 11, 2012

Procrastification

n. The act of creating a justification for procrastinating

Bob's saying that it's really important to iron his underpants right now, but I think it's just a procrastification to put off writing that report

by fabulogue August 5, 2019

pro-procrastinate

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.

jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

by should be writing a paper! April 16, 2010

procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

by Zach G. December 3, 2003

procrastibate

To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.

Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate

Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.

by catface101 September 27, 2010

procrastinate

comes from latin: pro: 'toss forward'; cras: 'tomorrow'

I have to start writing a thesis and I don't. If I keep on procrastinating I will be terribly moody.

by Annie August 18, 2004

Procrastibate

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.

Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.

by Barrakuda4 February 19, 2010