The application or employment of a process or feature by which an artist will ensure both the ratio AND perspective of an image remain relative to that of the original image. Failure to "constrain proportions" has resulted in many innocent men being "duped" on internet dating sites (and the like), sustaining an eternal loss of essential "crop points."
TA:"I'm tryin to photoshop that sikk pic you got of me killin' a keg stand at the Rutgers party, Nig." "Everytime I resample, I end up lookin like Nicole Richie doin' a headstand on a Heineken keg can."
RA:"You need to constrain proportions"
....Beware the rubber bakk
RA:"You need to constrain proportions"
....Beware the rubber bakk
by KurtBarlow February 13, 2007
Get the Constrain Proportions mug.When one member of a relationship fucks up hard, and is forgiven, but is unknowingly put on probation by the other person to see if he/she fucks up again.
Dude1: bro i heard what lisa did to you, shes a total bitch
Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now
Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now
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by psiidagama August 19, 2013
Get the frobortion mug.A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.
I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.
Yet thats a Zellars Promotion
but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".
Yet thats a Zellars Promotion
but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".
by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010
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Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
by billstein9000 March 29, 2010
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Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/ discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.
Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/ discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.
Poster One: I know this is a tech website, but I had to share these great photos of Jenna Jameson.
Poster Two: I just got promoted!
Naked shops of Jessica Alba in my work inbox? PROMOTIONS
Poster Two: I just got promoted!
Naked shops of Jessica Alba in my work inbox? PROMOTIONS
by T_Andrews October 28, 2007
Get the promotions mug.Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
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