Private Parts

The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch

child: momy what are these?

mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!

child: well... what are private parts?

mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.

child: why do we have them?

mother: hmmm, well we use them to...

father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.

by Aynos November 22, 2011

saving ryans privates

the porno version of saving private ryan

the germans are cumming from behind

by n333m August 23, 2004

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

Saving Private Ryan Rule

When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.

Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?

No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.

Oh, right.

by Get.Big. August 7, 2009

Private James Ryan

Completely and utterly physically uncoordinated

Private James Ryan drove into a church.

by Ryan Speir November 1, 2011

bay area private school guys

Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.

girl 1: dude bay area private school guys are kinda fine no cap.
girl 2: ik but last time i talked to one it turned out to be a waste of time, money, and effort.

by pppoopoo696969pppoopoo June 8, 2020

Private eye

When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.

Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.

by mafiaMike July 1, 2018