girl who acts like she likes to take or suck alot of cock and misleads many guys into thinking so. (prude hoe)
That girlsleeps in many guys beds but sucks/fucks none of them, what a pretenda-hoe. I hate girls that give rub downs and nothing further; they are such pretenda-hoes.
by Shark River Boys November 3, 2009
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by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007
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The act of one pretending or proclaiming to be a pro athlete when in reality they are not. Particularly common in the sport of triathlon.
Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.
Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.
Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.
Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.
Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.
Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.
by eire8tri January 12, 2011
Get the Protender mug.(insert someone lame here) is such a pretendafriend because she only calls me when she runs out of money. Bitch!
by THATgirl1986 January 5, 2011
Get the Pretendafriend mug.When one person is attempting to reference a memorable experience with another individual the other doesn't always remember the event. In order to avoid an awkward episode of the story teller trying to jar the memory of the other party, one will "pretember" the event. They will pretend to remember so that the story may go on.
Mike: "Hey Joe, do you remember that time as kids when we went to the neighbor's house and snooped around?" Joe: "No, Mike, I don't remember that." Joe: "Really? It was that yellow house next door and it was raining that day." At this point Mike just wants Joe to get on with the story, so he implements his pretembering. Mike: "Oh yeah! I pretember that!"
by p112812 April 8, 2011
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by mslalib December 20, 2013
Get the pretend busy mug.For moments when you want to make fuckashima...erm....Hiroshima look like child's play, A.K.A the measurement of how fucking pretentious one can be at any given moment.
Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)
Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)
Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
by abort-worthy May 27, 2017
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