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Presentation Ejaculation 

When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore
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Presentment 

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

Powerpoint Presentation 

A slide show created with a program made by Microsoft. Its a simple program where you create a eye-catching visual for your audience while you eleaborte or explain your topic(s).
You are not meant to have lots of writing on the powerpoint rather dot-jots, graphs/charts, and maybe pictures.
The entire purpose of a Powerpoint is to provide your audience something to look at.
You might have to do a powerpoint presentation in front of you class tommorow, and you may be nervous. Just relax, take deep breaths, ensure you are knowledgable about your topic, and tell yourself that you'll do fine. :p

If you've done a powerpoint presentation before, you can do it again. Go get 'em.

Presentation of Mary Academy 

There are so many words to describe this place. The food is expired, the school smells, hell, teachers punish you for no reason, garbage, unholy, worst school ever
Presentation of Mary Academy is not the place to be.

Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation 

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.

Precetate 

Takes precedence over everything else..
On the sinking Titanic women and children would precetate other on board loading the escape rafts.
Precetate by Wysteria Wolfe October 15, 2017

powerpaint presentation

When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.
Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.

It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.