Precum

(N) 1. The liquid which oozes out of either the vagina or penis prior to 'cumming'
2. The watery liquid which shoots out of a ketchup bottle as soon as you try to squeeze it.

1. Aww no man, the precum is all over my bed.
2. Eww! There's precum all over my fries!

by NERGN June 4, 2015

precumable

one who is attractive enough to cause others to precum.

Joshua Lee Young is so precumable, looking at him has caused Allen Waiserman to precum

by JoshuaLeeYoung January 27, 2019

precum baby

a lovechild born to a couple who used “pulling out” as a form of birth control.

I felt pretty good about my childhood until Mom and Dad sat me down and told me I’m actually a precum baby

by dropd4thewin July 24, 2021

Tiddy Precum

The underboob sweat of female tiddies.

John: Holy shit dude my girlfriend’s tiddy precum tasted so good. FUCKKK!!!

by Tiddieslicker July 19, 2019

Precum

Premature ejaculation of the penal stem. "Cumming" or "Came" before you wanted to.

Director: Alright let's just get this shot of you jacking off towards her face

Porno Actor: Oh man I already had a little precum

Director: That's alright.

by ZED CHANCE FUCKING RULES January 16, 2009

Precrumb

When you accidentally get crumbs all over the bed before you even get to climb in bed and enjoy those cookies.

I just changed the sheets and you already got your precrumb all over the bed!

by csMopar July 20, 2017

Precum

A slightly viscous liquid ejected from the tip of the penis that acts as a lube for a hole. Does not contain sperm.

“Honey, all you need to do to get mommy moistened up is shove your dick inside of me and swirl those precummies around.”
“But mom, can’t that get you pregnant?”
“No sweetie, precum is just lube for my pussy. It does not contain sperm”

by (Not)tonio February 15, 2021