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"Potat" are cute sm0l puppies much irrestible...

Shiro and Suki's sm0l kids...
potats are so cute!!!!
by Big Medium Boye Shibe May 12, 2019
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potato texter

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
by selvol July 31, 2010
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potat

Suki's pupper
Shiro is not happy about the potats
by mobpsycho100 February 24, 2019
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potato

potato is my way of living
by marymargielyn September 25, 2015
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Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
by Telephony January 3, 2013
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1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands
Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.
by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016
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recorded with a potato

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.
Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.
by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012
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