potato internet 

Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.

Tell John to fix his potato Internet.

potato internet by #1 Messi Fan March 19, 2014

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

Idahoan Potato Masher 

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.

Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!

Idahoan Potato Masher by datllamaoverthere May 17, 2016

Potatoism 

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

Potatoism by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018

Potatus 

Commonly used to describe the office of the president under President Joe Biden after frequently looking like a bumbling idiot in front of TV camera's.

POTATUS just made another incoherent speech.

Potatus by TheRealCaptainObvious February 24, 2021

potaxies 

'potaxies' is a meme, mostly used in latin american spanish tiktok, the videos consist of spanish text containing a meme behind an asian woman video, often called 'jiafei' there's also branches of potaxies, such as 'tilin' 'kawais' and 'fifes' the most hated enemy of the potaxies. Some people create'potaxie news' where they post things that happened in the potaxies fictional word, containing places such as 'jiafei city' and much more.

berrealo potaxia🥑👄🥑
'esa kawai es un fife en escondida, a matarle potaxies

potaxies by ate left no crumbs April 7, 2022

Potato PC 

Personal Computer that sucks at everything. Old model, takes 10 minute to boot and you will get a very low fps when you play using it.

Damn! I'm gonna throw this lFucking] Potato PC and will buy a new one with latest hardware so I can play Witcher 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2 at 4k resolution.

Potato PC by Amaris kulit October 11, 2019