Postpone Malone 

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

Postpone Malone by EllaElla May 5, 2018

Postpare

To get ready for something that already happened

I realized that I had postpared after I saw that I had read the date wrong

Postpare by Kingturboturtle May 27, 2022

postpone 

I dont even know

I postpone on my test.

postpone by Yeta❤ May 7, 2018

Postpwned 

When the difference of who wins a soccer game is determined by a single goal, the goal which would have tied or won the game, the ball hits the goalpost causing that team to lose or tie the game by a mere inch or so.

Jon: Did your team win the soccer game this morning?

Avery: No, we got postpwned. With two minutes to go, we were down 2-1, and my shot bounced right off the post.

Jon: Ouch, that sucks.

Postpwned by AWH Referee June 10, 2009

PostmorteM 

An underground rap group consisting of SmokaJoka & Rapifire. Both even each other out with their style, Rapidfire is great on rap & hip hop tracks. While SmokaJoka is great on rock & horror tracks. These guys are a great listen due to the various types of songs they have made together.

PostmorteM in the genres of hardcore & horrocore.

PostmorteM by Richard Stevenson June 28, 2007

postphone 

When your asian teacher decides your homework isn't due until a few days later.

Often after a rant about the ungle of arpha (angle of alpha - i think?)

Student: When is our homework 5 due?
Wang: Oah - Homewuk 5 hars bean postphoned until next Monday.

postphone by Email from today February 21, 2007

postboned 

the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed

My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.

postboned by First.Last January 30, 2017