postonme

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.

that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.

by da trick biatch May 3, 2006

Postmodern Truth

Anything and everything that you believe. Your truth is what you say it is regardless of any evidence to the contrary. No laws have been written forbidding people from fooling themselves.

All mentally ill people are innocent of the charge of being a liar if they believe in Postmodern Truth.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Pontoon

When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!

by SlopNChop February 20, 2017

Postmodern

The perfect (maybe) word to write about in Urban Dictionary because everything you say about it is encompassed by it. So if I were to say that Postmodernism is a goat, I am of course, right (left). If I say that Postmodernism is an art movement based on the unsurity of a declining art market of the 90's, I'd be correct (whatever that means). Eat your Captain Crunch, look at a Madonna video and drink a glass of Tang. Reality is media. Reality is simulation. Life is Art.

My professor tried to explain postmodernism but got hung up on what words to use. He kept losing track of the meanings and saying things that nobody could understand. Finally when he was unable to speak any language at all, we all understood and went home but couldn't find it, because home is in the film "The Wizard of OZ".

by Bozlog May 8, 2008

postdoc

A postdoc is a Ph.D. holder who has not been able to secure a stable academic position and therefore sticks around in different labs. A postdoc often lives off soft money in a series of 2-/3-year appointments, until he or she lands a tenure-track position, leaves academia for an industry job, finds a room in the parents' basement, or commit suicide in despair.

Jane: "You know, something's eating away that leftover muffins on the table. Must be mice or roaches hiding in this lab."

Tom: "No, that's our postdoc John."

by a postdoc February 17, 2008

///M-Postor

An ///M-Postor is someone who puts an ///M emblem on their standard model BMW that is clearly NOT an ///M model BMW. Someone who engages in deception by trying to pass off their stardard BMW as a more expensive ///M model BMW. This behavior is highly offensive to true BMW enthusiasts and is cause for immediate banishment from any BMW forum or club.

That poser has an M5 emblem on his 525i...what an ///M-Postor.

by DRANGED550 February 20, 2010

postmodernity

widely debated state or traits exhibited in cultural expressions (architecture, literature, visual arts, etc.) and in social and cultural theory. argued to be the "cultural logic of late capitalism" (Lyotard, 1984) both an extension of and a breaking with modernity, signified by a primacy of the visual, the valorization of form over substance and simulation over authenticity(Baudrillard), the narrativity of science (Lyotard), fragmentation of the liberal subject (Jameson), decentering of (sup/im)-posed systems of meaning in infinite interplay with chains of signifiers (Derrida)

see "Postmodernism for Beginners"

If I'm just now learning about postmodernity, I'm twenty years behind.

by c joseph April 26, 2004