Pornament

A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.

Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.

by Godspan December 15, 2009

Pornate

Recording over precious family type moments with dirty, filthy, beastly, porn.

We sat down to watch family home videos with granny only to be horrified to find Uncle Jack had pornated the footage. Boner.

by I'm into FUPA's March 2, 2009

portabella

A street name for shrooms. Northen California origin.

Hook me up with that portabella G.

by barry white September 26, 2003

pornament

Adj.: A type of tattoo that is adult or pornographic in nature.

Bob just got a pornament tattoo of his wife. It features her large, saggy breasts and a shaved vagina.

by Pejuta December 15, 2009

portabe

A person who wants to be Portugese but isn't. See wanabe and Portugese

Look at that chick with the baseball cap and the fake skin! What a portabe!

by Elmo Homo October 15, 2006

portabello

this is bobo's patented knickname

sick look at that portabello

by DNT September 18, 2003

portabella mushroom

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom

that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day

by james howlett March 23, 2004