Spam-Porking 

Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.

She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!

Spam-Porking by pottie mouth September 11, 2011

porking the pooch 

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

porking the pooch by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Porkinson's

Irresistible urge to eat excessively (i.e, pork out).

Can either be temporary (leading to a gut ache), or chronic (leading to obesity).

"Whenever I eat at a buffet, my Porkinson's flares up."

"That dude looks like he's been fighting Porkinson's his whole life."

Porkinson's by Quicksilver MTB July 20, 2008

Porking 

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.

'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'

Porking by Porkatron June 29, 2014

porking 

A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money

So what do you guys want to do?

Let's go porking!

Alright, winner gets $100.

porking by FTT360 December 8, 2006

Porking 

to get a good dicking!

Porking by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003

porking 

the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.

Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.

porking by white muddaafuggaaa November 2, 2011