The Pork

1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.

Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"

Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"

by Macleeeee August 23, 2011

Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

by furrywall June 17, 2011

Pork

When you decide to poke someone with a fork in the neck at an Italian event.

" She just porked her so hard she had to go to the hospital!"

by Alecksss February 21, 2017

porking

to want to have sex with someone hard

i'm gunna give sally a right good porking

by connor and dean August 22, 2008

Pork

1. Muslim Kryptonite

2. China Magnet
3. The forbidden meat
4. Meat

Pork needs to be cooked fully or Trichinosis go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Pork

A godly substance, commonly referred to as, "The Substance".

Oh my god... it's Pork.

by PencilLeadHead July 6, 2018

Porking

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.

'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'

by Porkatron June 29, 2014