A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.
David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"
Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."
David: "You pootista."
Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."
David: "You pootista."
by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011
Get the pootista mug.1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.
2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.
2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.
1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.
2. Husband: Hey hun!
Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?
2. Husband: Hey hun!
Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?
by Poopass1 May 9, 2009
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Pootash • pootastic • pootas fruitas • pootasher • Pootaster • pootastesgood • pootastrophe • pootastrophy • pootang • poogasm
24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized
They Live By These Few Simple Rules
1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love
(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
They Live By These Few Simple Rules
1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love
(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
Get the pootang clan mug.A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.
"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"
by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010
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Hey lets be a pootisjoot
I hate those pootisjoot's
I love those pootisJoot's they aint doing anything on the enemy team
Hey lets be a pootisjoot
I hate those pootisjoot's
I love those pootisJoot's they aint doing anything on the enemy team
by whistony wisey January 28, 2018
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Get the pootang pie mug.An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.
by buceypooh January 30, 2007
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