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Pornography of regret 

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.
When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.
pornography by phi April 25, 2004

pornograph 

What you use to watch pornography.
I tried to watch pornography, but I couldn't find my pornograph.
pornograph by Kuroko September 17, 2003

Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.
I enjoy doing pornography
Pornography by ZCMC January 30, 2009

Child Pornography 

Sexually explocit pictures, writing, or other material of people who are between birth and puberty, in which the primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

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Pictures of a 12 year old child having sex with another child/adult or masturbating would be considered Child Pornography.

Pictures of a 12 year old child naked in a non-sexual stance, wouldn't be considered Child Pornography.

Pictures of a 14 year old having sex with another person the same age or above, would NOT be considered child pornography by definition. Mainly because a 14 year old, is not a child.
Child Pornography by Dictionary July 16, 2004

Pornography

According to Beavis and Butt-Head pornography is the study of porn.
Beavis "what's pornography?"
Butt-Head "uhhh i think it's like the study of porn"
Beavis "heh heh so he's a pornologist."
Pornography by thealmightbunghole November 29, 2011

Paleo-pornography 

The ability to determine what decade a clip of porn is from merely by observing Ron Jeremy's appearance and other 'hairstyle' attributes.
Dude ) Hey Phil! Come and check this clip out!

Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.

Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.