Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".
by queensburykid September 12, 2022
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A socioeconomically deprived individual, usually also dumb as a bag of dildos. If this person were in India, 'untouchables' would look down on them.
Likely to have large gauges dangling from their ears, neck/face tattoos and an EBT card. Likely cannot spell, even with auto-correct on their Blackberry.
Someone who's poortarded. A poor 'tard. A natural cousin to the retard.....only poorer.
Likely to have large gauges dangling from their ears, neck/face tattoos and an EBT card. Likely cannot spell, even with auto-correct on their Blackberry.
Someone who's poortarded. A poor 'tard. A natural cousin to the retard.....only poorer.
"Did you see that new tat that Lionel got on his hands?"
"Sure did. What a poortard. He won't even be able to get a job at Jiffy Lube with 'Mazel Tov' tatted across his fingers."
"Sure did. What a poortard. He won't even be able to get a job at Jiffy Lube with 'Mazel Tov' tatted across his fingers."
by Doctor Zaius January 18, 2013
Get the Poortard mug.One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.
Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."
by Schween D'Borscht January 5, 2009
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Nick: Ya, totally.
Nick: Ya, totally.
by Happy Face Man January 13, 2009
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by Macatawa March 19, 2009
Get the Poontard mug.n. a person who is incapable of popping popcorn without it burning
adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
James: Ugh, Sam is such a poptard. The whole place smells like burnt popcorn
Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
by don'tyaknow2011 October 27, 2011
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