Poptard

n. a person who is incapable of popping popcorn without it burning

adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded

James: Ugh, Sam is such a poptard. The whole place smells like burnt popcorn

Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.

by don'tyaknow2011 May 31, 2011