poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

poopstain

a stain consisting of feces

devon you are a poopstain

by hollycake September 30, 2005

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009

Poopsnake

When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.

I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.

by Spider Man January 5, 2004

poopspank

Deciding to masturbate while pooping

Jeff was pooping while reading porn in my bathroom and decided to have a poopspank

by NeHi420 August 16, 2006

Poopsack

A sack of poop.

Something you say out of frustration. "Wow what a Poopsack!"

Jaden Scott is a huge poopsack.

Kids in my class are poopsacks

by qwertyisabella May 22, 2011