poopvagina

the action a girl commits when she tries to forcably insert a unusually hard log of poop into her vagina causeing it to be there for many days and occasionally many weeks.

"you know how my mom was being such a bitch yesterday? well i discovered it was becuase she was on her first day of poopvagina"

by keeennnan dradel January 8, 2008

POOPAGANDA

When your ass decides to give you shit all day, every 10 minutes for about 10 minutes, and just a pea pebble or 2 at a time. The slow moving little turds make you feel like a real big shit is laboring it's way through your colon for a solid clean drop, and your bowels muscles are contracting automatically to assist with the constructive crapticism about to be released. Butt discovers mostly gas and mucous have seized control over the pebbles of poop, blasting out of your ass like a sloppy spit all over inside the toilet bowl, creating a mess that's 3X more than the mass, resulting in the need to use 3X more papiel de toilette Every Time your ass is overtaken by this brutal POOPAGANDA day. The frequency of the urge to poop is so ridiculously constant that in order to avoid shame excusing yourself to go to the bathroom every few minutes, you simply announce "I got to POOPAGANDA", bcuz that's all you can and will do on that very blastery day. At the end of the day, your own ass gave you shit for nothing 30 times: your brown eye is burning red, sore and irritated with great pain, the toilette needs a thorough cleaning, the bathroom needs toilette paper stocked, and you need a hot tub bath. Make no mistake that POOPAGANDA can be disabling if not treated.

I gotta go POOPAGANDA!

by DeepThrowWitDancer May 2, 2022

Poopagina

This is where you bang your poo.

This is how it goes: take a dump - it can't be any poop it has to be a fairly firm, but still slightly moist - poo that can be worked like clay.

Shape it into a poo-vag - meat curtians and all.

Carefully wrap it with plastic wrap or silicone paper (used for baking) and throw it into the freezer until it freezes solid.

When it's ready, take it from the freezer, peel back the Saran Wrap or silicone paper and have unwrapped it kind of like you're holding a taco or mini canoe. Now enjoy it slowly melting and falling apart all over you as your bring yourself to gooey multiple poogasms.

Her: What do you feel like doing tonight?

Him: A poopagina!

Her: Sweet! lets go to poopapalooza, I'll bring the towels!

by "Pamzilla" March 10, 2009

Poopage

Originated in the US Military during the 1990s. Replaces the word shit in a positive role due to the military pushing to eliminate "unprofessional" vernacular amongst a "more professional fighting force".

Staff Sergeant Rangerdaddy says, "Smith you qual'ed expert on the pop-ups? Outstanding! You are the poopage!"

by SFC Smith February 3, 2017

Pooppaganda

1) Biased, misleading, erroneous, deceitful or disingenuous information compiled and utilized in such a way that it serves to distract from meaningful discussion of any topic, political cause or point of view. 2) Disinformation, or information, compiled in such a way that it is merely throwing shit at the fan.

Partisan pooppaganda makes it so hard to discuss anything with you online.

by Narddy August 24, 2018

Poopage

A poopage is an adjective. It means someone is a nickname, you can say this to an acquaintance or you VBFFL. Trust me you don't want to know what an MEANIE poopage is... -SGM

"Megan you are the BIGGEST poopage I have ever seen" or " Hi Rachel poopage.

by IAMUSELESSok(: October 16, 2019

poopralf

Can be used as an exclamation, insult, or compliment.

“Ah, poopralf! I forgot my homework”
“You little poopralf, I can’t stay mad at you”
“Aw shucks, I’m acting like such a poopralf”
“You stinky little poopralf! You disgust me”

by poopralf March 8, 2021