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Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.
1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!
Pooper Paparazzi by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011

poporazzi 

a noun describing police that wont leave you alone
usually detaining you for doing no wrong and always trying to make you admit to a crime you may or may not ahve comitted

they flash their lights all the time sometimes you feel like their own celebrity they love stopping you so much
"i get pulled over at least once a week for nothing except a overly polite conversation"

"you gotta watch out for the poporazzi they're always looking to blow up your spot for shiggles"

pupparazzi 

A neighbor's dog(s) who reliably barks at you when you go into your own backyard
I went out to mow the lawn this morning and Ody was yelling at me the whole time, the lil pupparazzi.
pupparazzi by kamoh August 18, 2020

Paternal-Paparazzi 

A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.
That father is always taking pictures of his kids at the park like he is a member of the paternal-paparazzi.
Paternal-Paparazzi by bigsky March 8, 2009

Poopy Paparazzi 

The act of spying on someone who is shitting. Performed in either a public setting or in the comfort of one's home by peering through small openings in stall and/or hiding behind shower curtains. Peeking over the top or below the stall while using flash photography is a common method but not necessary in these incidents.
Phil: "Dude, Maniel's taking a massive shit, let's spy on him"

Luke: "If you mean some poopy paparazzi I'm in!"
Poopy Paparazzi by PB & LS November 19, 2009

dirty paparazzi 

the act of getting a teddy bear or something of significance and hiding a camera in it. you bring your girl into the room, start doing your thing, and right after you bust your nut, you point to the camera and say "smile! youre gonna be all over the internet tomorrow!"
"My girlfriend cheated on me, so i gave her the dirty paparazzi and got her little ho-ass back."