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by sum yung hoe October 17, 2011
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It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.
Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.
One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.
Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.
Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.
One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.
Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.
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by me! January 5, 2005
Get the crattie pooster mug.From Poontang + Boomerang, a previous sexual partner who subsequently will not leave you alone: i.e she keeps coming back.
I had some fat bird at Dave's party last night - turned out she was a right poonterang, I had to get a new phone.
by GASHmags April 9, 2007
Get the poonterang mug.The word was first coined in the infamous 1968 film "Danny and the Postmaster". Often associated with homosexuality although equally applicable to heterosexuality, a poosterini is a rarely washed penis encrusted in feces. According to the movie, the creation of a poosterini requires complete neglect of hygiene towards the penis for a period of at least three weeks combined with consistent anal sex.
Pronounced: Poo-stir-e-knee
Pronounced: Poo-stir-e-knee
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