Plastic Pollution Denier

A person or organisation secretly funded by the plastic industry who knowingly picks and chooses from modern research to create pro-plastic propaganda. Even when faced with undeniable photographic and scientific evidence, they will continue to claim that plastic pollution is fabricated by charities and the 'mainstream media' to misappropriate money. Possibly hates turtles.

A 'world-renowned expert' with dubious income source gave a short statement proving himself to be a Plastic Pollution Denier, "Plastic isn't the problem. People are. Why don't we just bury it? There's no shortage of holes"

by Seariously? July 6, 2023

pollutionism

The advocacy of increased pollution and environmental destruction / removal of environmental protection as a means to bringing economical prosperity and higher quality of living.
The movement to allow increasingly more pollution of the environment to increase profits for polluting industries. The opposite of environmentalism.

Koch Industries promotes pollutionism as the solution to the ailing US economy.

by Nogia February 23, 2011

resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.

I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.

by rodeoclown January 5, 2010

ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.

Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."

by Pete Dick March 14, 2008

internet pollution

various forms of unwanted content displayed on the internet.

i.e. spam, pop-ups, porn ads

Going to that web site is almost not worth it because of all the internet pollution on it.

by Levi December 25, 2003

eye pollution

Something which is asthetically challenged and is not pleasing to the eye causes eye pollution. In simple english that is ugly.

Kea: "Hey yo montenique check that girl out she nasty"
Montenique: "oh yeah that's hayliegh, she's a grenade dude"
kea: "hahahahaha.... EYE POLLUTION..Ouch!"

by KingJerry November 1, 2011

sonic pollution

noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)

no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!

supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!

sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!

those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!

sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!

by michael foolsley September 15, 2012