Pollution

Pollution is the combination of gas molecules and harmful molecules of degraded plastic, fossil fuels, and evaporated dinosaur urin.

Wow! What great pollution we’re having today, Dave!

by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018

pollution

When teenage girls speak about drama in their lives. Examples include; spreading rumors, trash talking, talking about boys, etc.

"hey, did you hear Amelia was being a bitch last night"
"stop polluting, Becky"

"did you hear about the pollution Becky was spreading about Amelia last night"
"holy shit yeah, she's such a bitch"

by pollution god May 28, 2019

Pollution

Crap on the TV screen during the programme that talks about what's coming up, what's coming next week.

Hey, this pollution on MTV is really sucking. I think I'll log on to IRC.

by Binfordman October 21, 2008

Pollution

Bullshit people put out into the world that is not good or relevant to the success of our species and/or environment.

Karen told me to act less gay because she thought I was on drugs after her 5th bottle of wine. Her farts were polluting the garden and it stank. This is an example of pollution

by Maskcultisme April 23, 2021

Pollution

The result of humans, or stupid apes that don't give a fu**. The thing that is irreversible in 10 years (from 2022) and will kill us before any other thing that a common idiot fears. In more detail it's unwanted gasses in the atmosphere that traps sunlight in our atmosphere causing the world to heat up, ice burns to melt, and then oceans rising. Fun isn't it?

Danm your scared of spiders? Pollution gonna kill you before them don't worry.

by A coool persone April 20, 2022

Pollution

someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.

he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.

bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.

Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution

by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025

pollution nihilism

the belief that "pollution is all around us, there is nothing we can do about it"

-"global warming is a normal climate change"
-"Rita, i hate to break it to you, but u have a case of pollution nihilism"

by killerducky April 22, 2011