Pook

A mysterious former Legendary DJ on the forums of Sosuave.com. He was highly regarded as one of the greatest DJ's who have ever lived. He was the essence of all that DJism stood for--getting women to like men. His advice, posts and contributions are the best by any single person, bar none. He started from the depths of AFCism and reached the pinnacle on DJism. He was hailed as a hero, crusading through women, a true champion. Then something happened, he started "changing". After he made it to the top he looked down at the "DJ way" what it stood for, what its aims were, so he denounced the DJ Bible and became completely disillusioned with women. Pook was then accused of Blasphemy, Misogyny and a few other charges. But in reality he just saw the "dating game" for what it was and most women for who they were. He then left Sosuave and disappeared off the map.

He has never been seen again.

*AFC does a Ritual to invoke The Spirit of Pook*

*Pook Materializes from thin air*

*AFC*- IT’S THE POOK! Oh great master, if I kneel before you and worship your image will you teach me how to harness the powers of speed seduction, rapport, matching states, and closings?

*Pook*- Why do you wish to know these things?

*AFC*- Because I want a Girlfriend, because I need Women! Only they can fulfill me, make me a whole person! How else can I live a happy and fulfilling life? Without a Woman by my side, I am nothing. Will you--

*Pook*- SILENCE YOU FOOL! I will teach you nothing! Go to Sosuave and learn those ridiculous techniques! You are obviously not a Man and, therefore, are unworthy of being taught the Mystical Way of the Pook. Do not summon me again or I will banish you to the realms of the Oneitis Nice Guys for an Eternity!

*AFC*- Nooo! Don't! Please, I beg you! Teach me you everlasting wisdom! I want to get Women!! PLEASE!!

*Pook De-Materializes*

*AFC cries himself to sleep*

by Eros Valentine January 12, 2010

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pookakke

It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.

Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).

by dave August 29, 2003

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Pom Poko Syndrome

Pom Poko Syndrome (noun) - The condition in which humans begin acting like crazed tanuki (the Japanese raccoon-dog) due to extreme weather such as a heat wave.

Context: According to Japanese legend, the tanuki is a curious and humorous changeling creature, known for its oversized scrotum and troublemaking. The gigantic scrotum, called kinbukuro (bags of gold) or kintama (golden balls), can stretch to reach the size of 8 tatami mats.

Your roommate: Why did you eat all my ice cream?

You: Sorry. It was hot as hell and I was suffering from Pom Poko Syndrome.

by Deep in Japan Podcast August 5, 2023

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