poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Poobat 

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

Poobat by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

poocat 

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.

Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?

poocat by mitch May 13, 2005

Poobat 

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

Poobat by stevo June 16, 2009

poopatote 

poop in a big red ball

I poopatote alot in a giant toilet

poopatote by derek North November 6, 2007

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

poolates by Difose October 16, 2008

poolatta 

A Dunkin Donuts coffee induced bowel movement.

I was driving down the road sipping my coffee and I had the sudden urge to have a major poolatta.

poolatta by the fixer January 5, 2009