pooning 

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

pooning by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooning 

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

pooning by beth stranger February 5, 2008

pooning 

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight

1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"

pooning by georgia phyllis April 4, 2008

Poofing 

The verb To Poof

A series of short small “poops” apose to one large poop. The very word poof could also mean “Dissapearing” or even “Cumming”

“Oh my Timmy cover your eyes that Rhinoceros is PoOFiNG”

a day at the zoo

Poofing by Burritodoodles tv (sket) May 1, 2019

pooning 

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.

We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.

pooning by JohnnieB January 6, 2006

Poofing 

The act of putting a Juul in somebody's asshole and taking a hit off of it

Mike: Do you want to do some poofing in my room?
Samantha: Eww no way! Your my dad!

Poofing by JustYourMomsPenis December 24, 2019

poofing 

to engage in smoking, generally marijuana.

me and my boys were poofing on a fat blunt.

poofing by qbert June 1, 2003