Pooch

A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.

Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.

by Squasssh May 10, 2011

Pooch

Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.

Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.

by johnny x baby May 15, 2012

Pooch

The female version of the male gooch.

I like a lady with a small pooch

by Guildford Albion Handbook February 20, 2011

pooch

Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.

Hey, look at that old lady's pooch! Her fanny pack sits so nicely on it.

by paulasquared December 28, 2005

Pooch

The true unsung hero, the man, the myth, the man who demands no attention when he really deserves it. Late nights washing loads on loads of laundry, to the 6am rink grind to washing dirty jocks, pooch is the real MVP and everyone needs a pooch.

Dude my jock was so smelly but my boy pooch always got me covered

by Bigpappa200000 May 18, 2017

Pooche

The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.

Pooche! Come to papa and watch some Heroes.

by Rorski uni un unus May 15, 2017

Pooch

A physical sensation that occurs when "tantalizing unhealthy" foods are consumed and your stomach appears to increase in mass. A common duo of foods that are infamous for causing this phenomenon are M&Ms and popcorn.

Oh my, it seems as if these jalapeno Poppers are beginning to make my stomach pooch.

by propstome April 13, 2013