by Squasssh April 20, 2011
Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.
Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.
You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
by johnny x baby February 26, 2012
by Guildford Albion Handbook January 31, 2011
Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.
by paulasquared October 14, 2005
The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.
by Rorski uni un unus May 15, 2017
The true unsung hero, the man, the myth, the man who demands no attention when he really deserves it. Late nights washing loads on loads of laundry, to the 6am rink grind to washing dirty jocks, pooch is the real MVP and everyone needs a pooch.
by Bigpappa200000 May 18, 2017
A physical sensation that occurs when "tantalizing unhealthy" foods are consumed and your stomach appears to increase in mass. A common duo of foods that are infamous for causing this phenomenon are M&Ms and popcorn.
by propstome April 14, 2013