poliet taper

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)

{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?

by Telephony May 29, 2016

Life Police

Self appointed individuals who singlehandedly feel they can uphold the rules of life, and never miss an opportunity to inform others what they are doing wrong. Accusations made by the Life Police can highlight de facto, de jure, fashion, etiquette, diet, registration of cars, paying of taxes, morals, and general rule-following faults of their prey. These claims are usually pointlessly brought about at the most inconvenient time, often leaving the accused with only further hatred for the accuser.

Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.

*after riding your bike very fast down a steep hill, you reach the bottom only to find a member of the life police*
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"

*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."

*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."

*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."

*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."

by Keelahsai August 5, 2009

Surveillance Police State (SPS)

The United States - in which all persons are subject to continual observation and monitoring by the government and corporations in all aspects of life; where no piece of information is too private or insignificant for inclusion in the permanent digital record; where all persons are subject to the jurisdiction of secret courts and the arbitrary suspension of constitutional rights. The Surveillance Police State (SPS) is sponsored by the presidential administrations of George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama, the Democrat and Republican parties in Congress, the U.S. judiciary, all government agencies and most large corporations - particularly telecommunication, finance, defense, media and internet companies. Its creation was foretold by numerous literary and cinematic works; and although its actual existence was known since at least 2001, it only received critical attention when brought to light by whistleblower Edward J. Snowden in 2013.

The Surveillance Police State (SPS) is an act of terrorism against United States citizens.

by auropticon August 14, 2013

Police Your Brass

To clean up your spent round casings when shooting firearms at a range.

Make sure to police your brass to keep our range floor nice and clean.

by Xeon06 January 25, 2015

polite

niceness. saying the words "thank you" "excuse me" and "please".

don't be rude; be polite.

by tanyawesome October 17, 2008

Thot Police

The Peeps That Keep Them Thotties Away.

Those Peeps Some Really Thot Police

by TheBen010 August 14, 2018

Police Call

Police Call: the act of getting United States Marines from the ranks of E-3 and below, in a straight line, from which they walk together and pick up every little fucking piece of trash on the ground, even gum and used dip tabacco.

Police Call: picking up trash, throwing away garbage, pick that shit up, I don't give a fuck what it is, get on line bitches, pick shit up faggots, derogatory words towards all marines E3 and below used to entice a clean up of a specific area, whether it be outside terrain, or inside buildings. If it doesn't grow it goes.

by Terminal Lance Corporal September 25, 2011