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Armchair Policeman

Noun.

What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.

Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.

Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.

Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.

Theodore: It's Theodore.

Bill: Whatever, dude.
by unfromcool April 16, 2014
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Polish sock-drawer

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.
Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013
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The Gamer Police

An international law and rights enforcement committee similar to the United Nations, but dealing only with problems relating to the Gamer Community. Pioneered and later abandoned by Gamer Rights Activist Solidshibe, their primary domain is Twitter, where individual member states post updates on internal problems as well as collectively coordinating peacekeeping events, with hopes of settling drama between opposing factions and gangs. The prime ideologies of the group are liberty, alliance, and authority. They are strongly supportive of the right to freedom of speech and expression, but are willing to take action on degeneracy and reprobate behaviour in the gamer community.

Some administrative bodies, for example the Australian Gamer Police, have a reputation of satirical humour and offensive dark comedy on the Twitter, and in turn get a bad rap, becoming victim to a barrage of attacks by typically liberal and left-leaning Twitter users. The committee is also known for exposing the unusual high level of NPC behaviour and infiltration on the platform, as well as sharing a resemblance to and partnership with the groups gang weed and the anti-furry legion. They can be characterised by an obsession with Hotline Miami and the aesthetics of Cyber-Punk.
Kevin: "I'm really worried about my old mate Warren, he said the n-word on a PUBG server a couple night back and I haven't heard from him since"
Davo: "I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been arrested taken into custody by The Gamer Police, It's not like them to let that language slip in the Gamer Community"
by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018
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Joke Police

That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke
“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”
by HeavyDutyFebrezeFlamethrower August 25, 2018
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polish cow

the holy cow that is in the bible
by comic guy November 25, 2020
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polish mount

Bryan & Kent use the old polish mount to make sure they both get what they want on Valentine's Day.
by Bigboypdx March 5, 2017
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Polish Panda

Jarek was bullying Mikolaj on the playground for wearing a yellow power ranger shirt, but when Mikolaj summoned his inner Megazord, he gave Jarek a Polish panda and sent his ass straight to nurse Kowalski.
by Boris fancypants October 23, 2019
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