Podgergeist

Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.

Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…

Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…

I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!

by Mick my mate October 3, 2007

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Poggers

That feeling when you tea-bag some kid in C.O.D or fuck your friend's sister. -----This is also used very much in the gay community.

"This coochie do be poggers doe." - John F. Kennedy

by Cungles November 16, 2020

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the poltergeist

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017

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poggermelon

A portmanteau of the words poggers and watermelon.

"Dude, I just had the best cantaloupe ever!"
"Wow bro, that's pretty poggermelon."

by Eating_Rice May 25, 2021

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poggers

the act of pogging; said when something exciting or cool happens

poggers used to be an actually good twitch emote (it's decent now) until twitch changed it.
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Person 1: "Yooo! I officially beat Minecraft for the 100th time!

Person 2: "Such dedication.. That is very poggers.

by mfpoggerz February 25, 2021

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