Pokémon npc energy 

When you attack anyone who walks in front of you

Person 1: hey man I was just walking by why do you want to fight
Person 2: I can’t help it, I have Pokémon npc energy

Pokémon npc energy by Cuchie lord March 27, 2019

Pokemon 

Pokemon are creatures that first appeared on gameboys in Japan in the year 1996.It then became a fad a fad so powerful that pokemon came to America in 1998.It had its own anime and trading card game.Pokemon is still popular but not as popular as it was from 1996-2001.

Pokemon rocks!!

Pokemon by Sonicfan888 December 27, 2008

Pokemonlake 

An online pokemon game created by a greek "girl" named erry who consistently moans and bitches about Pokemon Deluge getting more users. She likes to flood and spam her chatrooms in all capital letters. The game she "coded" has many flaws and misspellings and grammar mistakes, often pointed out by people with a 10th grade education. That witch is the reason why many 9-13 year old kids are completely retarded and hopeless in today's society. The chatrooms are located on IRC on the SurrealChat network.

There, 9-13 year old kids can "role play" as their favorite pokemon or pokemon trainers. They don't know how to role play. Also, they all apparently hate on Justin Bieber because of his manly voice, even though every person who plays PokemonLake sounds the exact same as him. The laketards (an affectionate name for the kids) have also taken the initiative to form e-relationships with people that they hope are girls.

Bryan: Hey, I'm really depressed. My girlfriend dumped me. Maybe looking in the pokemonlake chatrooms would cheer me up!
Mark: Yeah! Those pathetic little 10 year olds can make always make me chuckle when I'm feeling a bit down in the dumps!

(10/10/10 03:18:44PM) <Special_Pikachu> *throws thunder stone to evee*
(10/10/10 03:18:59PM) <Special_Pikachu> Use it!
(10/10/10 03:19:09PM) <lil-eevee> evolves into vaporeon

(10/08/10 09:49:55PM) <shadowmew> mew mew mew mew tuggs on platinums pants mew mew mew mew we're goin bck in time 2 find ur past life and change things after that we'll go 2 sapphires past then i'm goin 2 save my sister ok

(10/11/10 07:32:45PM) <mystic_dragon> eats a elaphent so it hits rikku and she/he falls into mystic dragons stomach acid with the elaphent on top of her

Pokemonlake by bodnast October 14, 2010

Pokemon Go

The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.

Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!

Pokemon Go by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

Facebook Pokemoning 

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

Facebook Pokemoning by akafimmy July 14, 2009

pokemon go and chill 

It means that you are going to your local park to fuck behind the trees while playing Pokemon Go and trying to "spin-it for some pokeballs",

cause that eevee is way too far way, and you should have brought a portable battery charger...

Bob:"wanna go Pokemon Go and chill tonight?"

Alice:"no, mid terms coming up so...?"

Bob:"but I hear that I can Cubone your Cloyster if we go to the park right now!"
Alice:"fine, do you have some condoms?"

pokemon go and chill by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer July 11, 2016

Pokemymom

the original intention at the Nintendo headquarters

I played six hours of Pokemymom on my Gameboy last night. My hands are so sore.

Pokemymom by The Pat Masta Flex March 23, 2009