Punched in the Kisser

Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.

Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole

by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 8, 2012

pinched face

Someone who looks like they had their faced pinched together with a giant hand. Pinched nose and sloping forward face.

Hey, look at that lady with the pinched face. She looks like an elf.

by hugedumps October 8, 2005

Punched the Reindeer

When a otherwise respectable actor stars in a horribly embarrassing holiday comedy.

Vince Vaughn really punched the reindeer when he made 'Four Christmases'.

by spanosays December 18, 2008

Punched Mung

To have sex with a girl with a stank ass, dirty pussy.

I went out with that THOT and punched mung.

If you like punched mung, pick up a prostitute in this town.

I was with your sister last night. Wow talk about punched mung.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Pêched

Drunk - When you've had so many pêches that you are intoxicated by the sweet nectar or a beer a la pêche (peach beer)

Friend1: Get me another drink
Friend2: Absolutely not you are way too pêched

Friend1: Throwing up in the toilet
Friend2: She is soo pêched

by vivelapeche September 10, 2020

Finger Punched My Fart Box

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.

"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018

Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop

I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby

by Ynot 999 September 12, 2008