by plofd May 6, 2020
Get the plooky plock mug.when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk
page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"
ashton- "you are disgusting"
ashton- "you are disgusting"
by nubbieginger January 18, 2011
Get the skiddy ploonk mug.n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.
Also v. int.: to plooney
Also v. int.: to plooney
by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004
Get the plooney mug.by panguite March 21, 2020
Get the ploob mug.Plonter is a Maze kind of a mess,biding,having many knots.
Also, the plot became a plonter causing maze.
Also, the plot became a plonter causing maze.
The fisherman made a Plonter while working with the ropes.
The electrician made a mess a Plonter in the lines.
The weaving girl had a huge Plonter in the weaving threads.
...can't clear that plonter.
The electrician made a mess a Plonter in the lines.
The weaving girl had a huge Plonter in the weaving threads.
...can't clear that plonter.
by Shi Ouz October 5, 2005
Get the Plonter mug.1) A word used in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (By Manny).
2) The noise when your crap hits the toilet.
2) The noise when your crap hits the toilet.
by J3553ROCKS April 15, 2009
Get the Ploopy mug.Abbreviation for "Press Lots Of Keys To Abort". This is a mode of operation seen used by many computer users, and even on occasion by administrators. Users who use the PLOKTA method are often said to have "entered PLOKTA mode."
In the PLOKTA mode of operation, the user has attempted all sensible ways of exiting or stopping a hung or undesireable process (trying to close it, trying to force-quit or Ctrl-Alt-Del the program, trying to reboot the computer) and the attempts have failed. At this point the user will begin stabbing at the Ctrl-Alt-Del or Apple-Esc keys repeatedly and with greater force, then normally resort to bludgeoning the keyboard with their fists while screaming expletives in the direction of the offending application.
PLOKTA mode can also be applied to other electronic devices besides PC's. Other frequent victims of PLOKTA mode operations are vending machines, ATM's, Cell Phones, and any number of other consumer electronics.
It has been shown that, while an effective stress release tool, the use of PLOKTA mode generally does not restore normal operation of the device in question.
In the PLOKTA mode of operation, the user has attempted all sensible ways of exiting or stopping a hung or undesireable process (trying to close it, trying to force-quit or Ctrl-Alt-Del the program, trying to reboot the computer) and the attempts have failed. At this point the user will begin stabbing at the Ctrl-Alt-Del or Apple-Esc keys repeatedly and with greater force, then normally resort to bludgeoning the keyboard with their fists while screaming expletives in the direction of the offending application.
PLOKTA mode can also be applied to other electronic devices besides PC's. Other frequent victims of PLOKTA mode operations are vending machines, ATM's, Cell Phones, and any number of other consumer electronics.
It has been shown that, while an effective stress release tool, the use of PLOKTA mode generally does not restore normal operation of the device in question.
"Lance was almost done editing the footage in FinalCut when he gota the pinwheel of death and went into PLOKTA mode."
"Dirk was working on the new product docs when Word went belly-up. He went into PLOKTA mode and started screaming and crying at the computer."
For rather extreme video examples, search YouTube or GoogleVideo for the terms "Angry German Kid" and "Boom Headshot"
"Dirk was working on the new product docs when Word went belly-up. He went into PLOKTA mode and started screaming and crying at the computer."
For rather extreme video examples, search YouTube or GoogleVideo for the terms "Angry German Kid" and "Boom Headshot"
by Dirkus Maximus December 17, 2006
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