planter hurl

The act of spontaneously vomiting induced by the sight of a foreign object on the male sex organ immediately ensuing anal sex.

I saw a peanut on my dick after fucking Ethel up the ass and "Planter Hurled" before I could cum.

by se7en 154 April 30, 2003

Planters

Plural noun
People who plant things, and make barely any profit whatsoever, or end up losing over $100,000 a year, while still planting things for the good of mankind.

Hey, look, there are some planters, planting some food to feed us, although they are losing money by feeding people.

by DLG June 29, 2003

tree planter

A typically Canadian derogatory term, commonly used by locals to describe the city kids that take on seasonal work planting trees for three months of the summer, who often look like they have been on the poverty line for a decade, despite having typically only been away from civilization for no more than five days, and act exactly like the preadolescents they are, especially after a six-pack of beer.

Fucking tree planter.

What are you? A fucking tree planter?

Did you see tree planters are in town?

by spicollii September 3, 2013

planter

someone who grows mad weed trees in their house. usually really expensive. they grow in their pools, basments, gardens, etc...

they make alot of money.
and shank people who steal their shit

stoner 1:im gonna steal that niggas haze

stoner 2: damn nigga dont do that he shank yo ass, he be a planter

by black lungs May 22, 2005

Planter's Ass

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.

Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "

by Browning802 February 10, 2017

planter

a girl who roots lots of boys

"yeah that emma chick is a planter, she's rooted 12 boys this year"

by getyetodson September 19, 2017

planters

a company that uses the same shitty ad over and over again with shitty 3D animation.

basically a bunch of idiots with tiny dicks sitting in high chairs.

dad: "see those planters over there son, they don't know what it's like to be able to run away from their responsibilities."

son: "dad?"

dad: "I'm sorry son goodbye, and tell your sister and mother I'm going to get milk, goodbye for now."

by litdragon99 October 29, 2020