Plannedovers

Planned leftovers. You make more than enough for a meal so you know you'll have leftovers.

We had enough plannedovers from Thanksgiving to make pot pies for Christmas dinner.

by SMLCHNG December 9, 2008

planned casualness

Use of maturely worded cliches to imply a level of maturity--of self-possession--that the speaker doesn't actually possess.

"I think your planned casualness rather gauche, rather inconsistent in comparison with your demonstrated behavioral spectrum."

by shadyladyk March 6, 2010

Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.

The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.

by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014

planned unwanted children

A vast majority of the world's population. People who were born to parents who only got married and had kids because it was what everyone else was doing. The parents of planned unwanted children had no clue how to be parents and had no money to properly give their kids opportunities in life but had kids for reasons like "all my friends are having kids" or "I feel kids will bring joy to my life" and "it's what people do, it's life".

As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.

If you were born poor and had to work your entire life at jobs you can't stand just so you can pay bills and scrape by, chances are you and your siblings were planned unwanted children.

by jimmy james jackaroosky October 11, 2014

Plannedovers

Leftovers that you have planned when you were cooking.

I will just make more lasagna, so we will have some plannedovers for the rest of the week.

by Ugluck January 17, 2011

Planner Whore

A planner whore is a professional, who works for an urban planning company or organization, which takes orders like a Jarvis street hooker. The planner whore does not have much decision making ability and often does what they are told. The planner whore is also called The Jowett.

Client #9: TAKE IT! YOU'LL TESTIFY AT THE OMB IN FAVOUR OF THIS DEVELOPMENT PROPOSAL!

Planner Whore: Would you like a cleveland steamer as well?

Client #9: I want a cleveland steamer once you are done TESTIFYING ON MY BEHALF! TAKE IT! PACK IT IN!

by client #9 March 25, 2008

Planned Parenthood

It's pretty much an abortion corporation that uses the sale of aborted fetuses (especially nonwhite ones) to donate to its super PAC to promote more "pro-choice" causes like a nine-month time frame and abort FOR THE LULZ. They disguise themselves as pro-woman while profiting from their poor life choices. Thats why the Democratic Party is pretty much all Pro-Choice because money makes the world go round!

Planned Parenthood owns the Democrat Party just like the NRA owns the Republican Party

by EpicGamerDefinitions69420 November 28, 2023